He invented something no one else had ever dreamed of. He created a device that can accelerate space to FTL speeds! In practical terms, this means that he could accelerate so fast that his movements wouldn't even be visible. And for him, the world would come to a complete standstill. And, as befits a real scientist, who devoted his life to science and completely unable to communicate with girls, he disposed of his invention in the only right way...
