The early bird gets the worm. But what does the late bird get? Let me tell you! When I accidentally got knocked out on the bus, I woke up to something scandalous… and insanely hot! I was an outsider crashing the party of a lifetime, but damn - because I was the late bird, the party ended up being all about me! No guy in the world could dream of something like this! Too bad that once a path is paved, freeloaders are quick to follow…
