My friend was right. Why go to a strip club and tease yourself when you can have the real thing? So, I called the agency of porn star Tanya Tate and finagled a meeting with her in the hotel suite where I'm staying while in town for the convention. I've never seen her movies, but that's going to change after tonight. From what I understand, she's going to suck me, fuck me and make my night. I"m glad I called the agency; where else would I be able to arrange to meet a British porn star in my hotel room ... to look AND touch?
