Estella Bathory returns for her third visit to my world-famous luxury apartment in Chalkwell Bay on the Thames Delta, eager for a fresh dollop of demeaning debauchery. She's even brought along a very special toy for us to have fun with — an electric shock dog collar! She told us she didn't want to be zapped any higher than the basic level one or two settings, but yeah, we went all the way up to the 99 jackpot.
