The only way to measure a bra is to stick your tits in it, said Maserati, dressed in a long, white, lacey negligee. "I was wearing a double-H, but then after a while, it didn't fit and I was having back pain. So I said, 'Maybe I should try an I-cup,' but that didn't fit, either. So now I'm wearing a J-cup. The measuring tape might say I'm an N-cup, but my breasts swim in a double-J."
