Army trainee Candace Von adds her own salute while we salute Candace in our own way. Reaching for her canteen, she pours the contents over her lovely, large tank-top missiles. Those deadly weapons are made of 100% natural ingredients. Is it a waste of resources to douse those babies in army water? Hardly. But we'll let the no-bullshit drill instructor handle this situation. He's sure to have Candace's armaments well in hand and as soon as possible.
