I arrived at the address and rang the bell. Nobody was there to open the door, so I jerked the door handle in hopes of making enough noise to alert someone. All of a sudden, the door opened. I entered the apartment and called out several times. There was no response, so I decided to head straight for the bathroom. When I peeked inside, I saw a very beautiful lady taking a leak. She had no idea that there’s a stranger in the house, so she was acting all lewd. When she saw me, she screamed in terror. She wanted me out of the apartment, but I just grabbed her by the arm tenderly and said: - Look, honey, I didn’t come here to creep on you, I came here to notify you about the debt. You owe $6300… so you’re in deep, deep shit. Wanna do something about it?
